ascendantbulge:

HK-47: Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master. Revan: You don’t need to call me master, you know. HK-47: Query: Don’t I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address. Revan: “Organic meatbags?” HK-47: Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such. Revan: You just called me a meatbag again! HK-47: Explanation: It’s just that… you have all these squisy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn’t drive you mad, I have no idea… Revan: Neither do I, come to think of it… HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still… Revan: I survive. Somehow. HK-47: Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

ascendantbulge:

HK-47: Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master.
Revan: You don’t need to call me master, you know.
HK-47: Query: Don’t I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address.
Revan: “Organic meatbags?”
HK-47: Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such.
Revan: You just called me a meatbag again!
HK-47: Explanation: It’s just that… you have all these squisy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn’t drive you mad, I have no idea…
Revan: Neither do I, come to think of it…
HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still…
Revan: I survive. Somehow.
HK-47: Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

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jenniwrenninorlando:

Went to visit my friend’s apartment in Patterson and LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

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complain3r:
the white cat is me and the gray cat is life

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complain3r:

the white cat is me and the gray cat is life

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pale-guy:
Me when someone ain’t being cool to my bros.
This is the honey badger, the most fearless animal in nature. It really doesn’t give a shit.

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pale-guy:

Me when someone ain’t being cool to my bros.

This is the honey badger, the most fearless animal in nature. It really doesn’t give a shit.

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thefrogman:
Whyatt Cartoons by Tim Whatt [website | facebook]

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thefrogman:

Whyatt Cartoons by Tim Whatt [website | facebook]

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

watching terrible things happen in other fandoms

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theveryhornyconsultingdoctor:

Oh come on that’s just evil

theveryhornyconsultingdoctor:

Oh come on that’s just evil

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