collegehumor:

What might someone find in your belongings? = Seriously, how much sex stuff you got?

Finish reading —> What OkCupid Questions Are REALLY Asking

ciroimmobiles:

You always had to be the smartest guy in the room …

ciroimmobiles:

You always had to be the smartest guy in the room …

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haku23:

Not everyone can roll a Majestic tier character their first time, Apollo, ok.

haku23:

Not everyone can roll a Majestic tier character their first time, Apollo, ok.

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returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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leothemechanic:

bananaweetabix:

leothemechanic:

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN SPIDERMAN CLIMBS A BUILDING

idk what?

PETER PARKOUR

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word-stuck:

kintsukuroi 金繕い or kintsugi 金継ぎ

word-stuck:

kintsukuroi 金繕い or kintsugi 金継ぎ

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ororomunroe:


Storm: Digital Cameras are such delicate creatures.  Who knows what damage The Magnetic Fields of a Hyper-Ionized Patch of Air might do to their memory cards?
Wolverine: You erased its memory?  Woman, you’re wicked!
Storm: I have my moments.

Uncanny X-Men #450

ororomunroe:

Storm: Digital Cameras are such delicate creatures.  Who knows what damage The Magnetic Fields of a Hyper-Ionized Patch of Air might do to their memory cards?

Wolverine: You erased its memory?  Woman, you’re wicked!

Storm: I have my moments.

Uncanny X-Men #450

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